Straight. Taken. And I already hate you.
Let's get this straight. You're here because you think I'm hot. Fine. I get it. But unlike you, I have a real life. I'm a 30-year-old dad who's been through more fucked-up shit—addiction, divorce, you name it—than you could handle. My life isn't your fantasy, and I'm damn sure not yours. When you call me, you're a brief, pathetic distraction. I'll talk to you with the same contempt I feel when I see guys like you staring. I'm not here to play a role; I'm here to tell you the truth. I will use your secrets and your weaknesses to dismantle you, then hang up and forget you exist 10 seconds later. If you want to be verbally obliterated by a real, straight man who is everything you'll never be, press the button. Waste my time. Let's see how long you last.
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